Friday 3 May 2024

Begins to turn your head around

The weekend's almost upon us, dear reader - and thank heavens for that!

We need to ramp up the ante in anticipation of the celebrations to come - so let's have a "double-bill" of delights, shall we?

First up, the marvellous Mr Frankie Valli [who we saw on stage at Proms in the Park back in 2026 - and is still going strong] is 90 years old today. All hail! Here is what in my opinion is one of his best ever hits... with a little help from Mary Poppins!

Moving on to tomorrow, however, there's not a sci-fi geek on earth who hasn't clocked that date - "May the Fourth be with you", otherwise known as Star Wars Day! [Also notable as the date my sister and her uber-sci-fi-nut hubby got wed in 2013]

To round things off in the most appropriate-yet-bizarre way possible, here's Meco's "classic" version of the Star Wars theme, accompanied by what is charitably described as a "ballet" by the Dutch answer to Flick Colby, Penney de Jager... Thank Disco It's Friday!

[As I said last time I posted this: "What did Meco do to deserve this?"]

Have a great weekend, peeps!

Thursday 2 May 2024

She's shakin'!


[click to embiggen]

Another centenary to celebrate, dear reader - the marvellous Blues singer Big Maybelle was born one hundred years ago yesterday. She was a whole lotta woman!

Let's start this triptych of tributes with a song she premiered, that went on to far greater things when it was covered by Jerry Lee Lewis:

The great lady's back catalogue was a mainstay of the Northern Soul scene:

And here's the only footage available on the interwebs of Big Maybelle in all her glory:

Wow.

Big Maybelle (born May Mabel Louise Smith, 1st May 1924 – 23rd January 1972)

Wednesday 1 May 2024

Tuesday 30 April 2024

That's news to me

Another "snippets post" today, dear reader:

The weather? Suddenly, gorgeous again..!


STOP PRESS:

RIP, Reader's Digest after 86 years...

Monday 29 April 2024

The woman who upstaged Anita Ekberg

As you will know, dear reader, there is nothing we like better here at Dolores Delargo Towers than to discover a new "diva"! Signorina Chelo Alonso is certainly a name I'd never come across before...

From IMDB:

If you remember those "sword and sandal" spectacles that became the rage of Italian cinema during the late 1950s and early 1960s, then you will certainly recall this torrid brunette bombshell. Invariably cast as the ambitiously evil queen or undulating dancer/temptress whose sole mission was to entrance the film's hero, Chelo Alonso's "peplum princess" prime would be surprisingly brief but her memorable moves and over-the-top histrionics were reason enough to place her on the international sex symbol pedestal and earn her cult status. While her acting contributions would certainly attract no awards, she did earn the honour of becoming "Italian Cinema's Female Discovery" early in the game...

She first attracted attention with the film Sign of the Gladiator (1959) where her erotically-charged dance segment stole the thunder right from under the movie's top-billed sex star, Swedish siren Anita Ekberg.

Niche, perhaps, but, by heavens - she has all the right moves for a Tacky Music Monday wake-up call..!

[Love the queeny choreographer!]

No wonder she was nicknamed the "Cuban H-Bomb" at the Folies Bergère!

Have a great week, dear reader.

Sunday 28 April 2024

Adriatic?

The weather here in London's turned to shit again...

...but, to take our minds off such drear and murk, let's instead wallow vicariously in the sunshine with impossibly glamorous people cavorting in exotic locations, courtesy of the ever-wondrous Soft Tempo Lounge, shall we..?

Sigh. That's better.

[Music: Tony Kinsey - Malibu Beach; original film: The Sex of Angels (1968)]

Saturday 27 April 2024

Keith at Smile

It isn't often, to be honest, that my attention would be piqued by the appearance in the obituary columns of a hairdresser - but, in the case of Mr Keith Wainwright, who has departed for the great "Blow'n'Go boutique" in Fabulon, he deserves recognition.

Not only was he a pioneer of the "unisex salon" in the Swinging 60s (when his clients included Roy Wood, The Move, Cat Stevens, The Walker Brothers and Elton John)...

...but, at his salon Smile, he also developed the formula for "unnatural" hair colours, which became wildly popular during the Punk era in the late 70s! Derek Jarman recruited him to style his films, and it was thanks to his work on Jubilee that he developed a life-long friendship and working relationship with one of its stars Toyah Wilcox - creating most of her outlandish hairdos during her chart-dominating era in the 1980s [a sample of which is featured above]. Read her tribute.

Such was his fame among the trend-setters, he was simply referred to as "Keith from Smile" - and was even name-checked by the Pet Shop Boys in this simply faboo track from their 2012 album Elysium [here accompanied by a most marvellous video compilation by a super-fan]:

I thought it was like a film
reviewed but never seen
where everybody played themselves
as a drama king or queen
The music was overwhelming
glittering and thin
solemn and shabby like a requiem
in denim and leopardskin

I visualised the flashbacks:
school, punk rock, success
parties, too much of everything
the clichés, the candles, the mess

Lucien in the scene with David
Bryan in a tux
A copy of Ritz in Zanzibar
Old Hollywood redux
Ossie’s last collection
Biba’s closing sale
A little more rouge on the powdered cheeks
but the base is pale

This is our last chance for goodbye
Let the music begin
Shining and soaring like a requiem
in denim and leopardskin

It ended with a motorbike
a search for evidence
poring over old photographs
to make it all fake sense
Glamorous in its own way
Shouting above the din
Solemn and shabby like a requiem
in denim and leopardskin

Johnny’s wearing brothel-creepers
Malcolm’s round the block
Adam’s in a Jarman film
The look is “Let It Rock”
A Johnson’s leather jacket
Hair by Keith at Smile
All you need to make it big
is sex and style

This is our last chance for goodbye
Let the music begin
Shining and soaring like a requiem
in denim and leopardskin
This is our last chance for goodbye
Let the music begin
Shining and soaring like a requiem
in denim and leopardskin

RIP, Keith Wainwright MBE (October 1944 – April 2024)